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Quotes
Actual Quotes
(Color-coded to be easier on the eyes)
"Wait, wait--hold on a minute! You remember? Like you were there? That would make you 85... 88... hundred years old! ...Oh. Well, uh... Looking good!"
--Milo, talking to Kida
"Yeah, I swim pretty girl... p-pretty good! Pretty good! I swim, yeah, I swim pretty good!"
--Milo, talking to Kida (sort of)
"I guess there was leak next door or something, but all the sudden BOOM! No more dry clean laundry. ...It blew me right through the front window. It was like a sign from God. That 'boom' I found myself."
--Vinny
"So... Cookies are sweet but yours is not, Sweet is kindly but that is not his name, Audrey is kindly but she is not your doctor, and the tiny furry creature mole... he is your... pet?"
--Kida
"I'm home. ...Fluffy? ...Here, kitty."
--Milo
"Linguist, cartographer, plumber, it's a wonder he's still single."
--Helga
"It's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink. It's only a grease trap, it's just like a sink. It's only a grease trap, it's just like a SINK!"
--Milo (Scene when escaping the Leviathan)
"Two for flinching!"
--Audrey
"And relax. He doesn't bite... often."
--Helga
(And who could forget the one that started it all?)
"...In a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea."
--Plato, 360 B.C.
"I guess I set myself up for that one."
--Milo (After he learns of his comrades' quest for wealth, not adventure)
"Atlantis is waiting."
--Preston B. Whitmore
"Four basic food groups?! I got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard!"
--Cookie
"Me, I just like to blow things up."
--Vinny
"I met folks like these out in Nevada*. They can smell fear just by looking at ya, so everybody keep real quiet."
--Cookie
"Sweet mother of Jefferson Davis!"
--Cookie ( I like Cookie, okay? : })
Conversations
(Individual quotes are color-coated. The first speaker is yellow, the second green, and all sounds purple.)
"Look at this column! It's got to be half a mile high, at least! It must have taken hundreds--no, no, thousands--of years to carve this thing!"
*BOOM!*
"Look, I made a bridge. It only took me like, what, ten seconds. Eleven, tops."
--Milo, Vinny
"My job?"
"You resign this afternoon."
"My apartment?"
"I've notified the landlord."
"My clothes?"
"Packed."
"My books?"
"In storage."
"My cat?"
*Meow*
"My gosh!"
--Conversation between Milo and Preston
"Your grandfather talked about you all the time!"
"Funny... he... he never mentioned you."
--(Another) conversation between Preston and Milo
Did I leave something out or make a mistake? Contact me.
* = I'm not sure which state he said exactly, but I know it was some western one.